Patchface is just jealous of Hot Pie.

well of course there is the debate that was brought up with hot pie actually looking like cold danish 

BUT US TRUE HOT PIE FANS KNOW THIS IS NOT TRUE!!!!!

so very true!! Thanks for the love!! Here at hot pie confessions just absolutely love when the fandom recognizes hot pie for the beautiful character he is and the arc he supplies to the series! May all of your pies be served hot! xx

Confession: Dondarrion should have waited to save Hot Pie instead of Cat.

Confession: I thought it was really romantic when Tyrion didn’t try to rape Hot Pie on their wedding night even though he was attracted to Hot Pie. It was so romantic; they’re my OTP!

Confession: The chapter where Hot Pie rubbed a hot pie all over his body really squicked me. I didn’t know there was going to be incest in these books.

Confession: I wish Hot Pie was my twin brother.

Confession: I really wish Hot Pie would just appreciate what an excellent human being Tyrion is, he has been so nice to him why can’t he see how Tyrion is great.

Confession: I think Hot Pie is really Syrio in disguise. Think about it you meet Hot Pie after syrio “dies” and you never see them together because they are the same person